Initial Corn Offering
A semi-blockchain corn-based value transfer system. Blockchain blockchain.
Batch 1: 9% complete
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They also show you're a true I🌽O believer!
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They also show you're a true I🌽O believer!
Get in on Batch 1 before it's too late!
How does it work?

You send me cryptocurrency, and after each batch of donations I donate corn to a food bank. See the harvest.

You might wonder what the benefit is for you. Well, don't think about that! It's the world's first-ever “I🌽O”! Getting in on this could be the opportunity of a lifetime, if you've spent your life wanting to give someone digital currency to help provide corn to the hungry.

Want more technical details? Read the cornpaper.

Why corn?
  1. Corn is resilient—it has thrived for thousands of years! (By comparison, no blockchain has ever lasted even a single millenium. Think about that.)
  2. There's a limited supply of corn in the world. Corn has value through “proof-of-work”: a good corn harvest is proof of a solid year's hard work. Supply and demand, something something blockchain.
  3. Also, “corn” kind of sounds like “coin.”
Will there be gimmicky bonuses?

You bet! Buckle up, because:

  • Every donation made on a Thursday counts triple!
  • A popup with sleazy sales tactics appears if you click here!
  • Every time a batch is completed, a new gimmicky bonus will be added for all future batches!

Can I send you dollars, euro, etc.?

Like all legitimate organizations, I only conduct transactions using popular cryptocurrencies. Take that worthless fiat somewhere else.

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Also, what if donating made you rich?
(There's no way it could, but wouldn't it be neat if it did?)

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